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Monday, July 20, 2009

Tyler made the paper!

Our local newspaper asked for submissions for a piece they were doing titled: "Kids Say the Darndest Things". So i sent in the tampon/dynamite story from last year and they loved it so much they made it the feature and changed the title to "The Dynamite Things Kids Say" with a big pic of a tampon dispenser! LOLOL!!! I was lol-ing about it all over again when i saw it in the paper this morning!


Saturday, May 10, 2008

Happy Mother's Day!

I was at Kohl's last night with all 3 kids. Tyler and Riley had to pee, i had the baby in the stroller, and all kinds of merchandise atop the stroller. There were men's and women's restrooms, and then a "family" restroom that was an individual room - no stalls. I decided to let both older boys go in there without me while i stood out in the hallway. They took forever. Finally Tyler cracks the door and asks me for some quarters. He said the paper towels were all gone and the only other ones you had to pay for. I told him to come out and just shake the water off his hands. He kept going on and on thru the store. "I really wanted to buy those towels for Riley. They looked like nicer towels anyways." i finally turned around and said "Those weren't paper towels Ty. They were for something else." A little time went by and he then quietly said "they were selling dynamite in there too."

i almost died right there. thank god i wasn't forced to explain the "dynamite".


Happy Mother's Day!!!!!!!!!!!